his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
that is fucking smooth as hell
GUYS I GOT A PACK OF CRAYONS I’M SO EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WARNING: OPINION ALERT.
I went to the store today (Wal-Mart so if course shut went down) and these two girls around the age of 12 or 13 were walking in front of me and one of the girls kept complaining about her parents and I just kind of thought whatever, we all do it. But then her dad showed up to pick her an her friend up as I was leaving and se just treated this guy like shtick and started yelling an screaming at him all because he didn’t give her money to buy and expensive ass curling iron. What I don’t understand is how you could be so mean to the person who probably loves you the most over something so superficial. Lie yeah we all get mad and think our parents are stupid but the look on this man’s face broke my heart. I just don’t understand. Someone please explain this atrocity to me.
That moment you realize you are Edmund
he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets
we’re still Edmund
Beck was a real friend